In my observation of humans, I’ve often wondered what does it really take to become a human leader? I wanted to find out, so I thought I would run for President of the United States of America. Humans refer to this position as “leader of the free world”, so I thought this would be the best leadership position to experience firsthand.

Some of my fellow agents and I thought it would be a good idea, so we got to work. First, we came up with the campaign slogan: “Why not?” Next, we made some signs for people to put in their front yards, bumper stickers for cars, and buttons for humans to wear. Most importantly, we printed up some shirts to make it official!

If there is one thing that I’ve observed in human behavior, it is the power of your appearance on signs and shirts to gain approval with other humans. If you’re on a shirt, you must be good!

Now get out there and vote!

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