Please don’t feed the conspiracy!

Among the humans, it is reported and widely speculated that an incident which occurred near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 was the result of an “alien” vessel crashing, leaving some of the vessel’s occupants dead or injured.

At the time, humans were conducting experiments involving weather balloons and crash test dummies in New Mexico. An AlienZoo agent (projecting as a human) was investigating, and in doing so, he was nearly discovered in a restricted area. Human or not, he wasn’t supposed to be where he was, so he hid himself amongst the crash test dummies and waited for a chance to escape.

Unfortunately, the hiding spot he chose was actually a pod that was attached to a weather balloon experiment set to launch. Before he realized it, he found himself floating from a rather high altitude and heading straight for the ground.

His added weight was just a bit more than what the balloon could sustain, which ultimately caused the balloon to drift down toward the ground and crash near the town of Roswell. Fortunately, the agent was not badly injured, nor was he discovered by humans, although human accounts of the incident remain quite controversial. The crash test dummies did not fare so well.

The agent, now retired from AlienZoo field work, is affectionately known around the AlienZoo Organization as the last remaining ’survivor’ of the Roswell crash. I call him Grandpa.

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