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Top Secret Some government agencies are particularly fond of blacking out “secret” information in documents. What are they hiding?

I think it is safe to say that governments don’t like their “secrets” to get out because the truth may be too shocking.

For example, I was snooping around in the office of a certain high ranking official one day and came across one of those “TOP SECRET” files about UFOs and aliens. It read, “U.S. government intelligence agencies unanimously confirm that they wasted substantial amounts of paper and ink on documents related to investigations regarding the possible existence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.”

The “truth” is most certainly shocking. The humans give their government WAY too much credit in my estimation, and this does nothing to raise the human ID-10-T level.

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