I know how much you humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) of you also dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.

That got me to thinking. . . perhaps we could start a “Do Not Probe List” to which AlienZoo inhabitants can submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two has been known to run some tests and it’s not always enjoyable if you happen to be one of the humans selected to be a test subject.

So without further ado, add your name to the “Do Not Probe List” and (hopefully) we can prevent unwanted probes in the future.

Fill in your name and email (see above) - that’s it!

Tags: Alien Abduction, alien probes, Anal Probes, Do Not Probe List, Please don't feed the conspiracy!

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