My human name is Gunther Smith – humans are unable to pronounce my real name, but catfish seem to be able to say it with no trouble – and I am an agent for the AlienZoo Organization. I observe and interact with the humans to help the Organization better understand their behavior. Humans are the most fascinating species in the entire AlienZoo and it is my job to try to figure out why they are the way they are and why they do the things they do.

The AlienZoo is a living representation of the entire known universe. It contains elements and species from throughout the universe – a microcosm – and humans represent the culmination of all those elements and species. We believe that humans are the key to understanding the fate of the entire universe, which is why we try to understand them.

As far as humans are concerned, I believe that in order to understand them, I have to live like them. My agent training and projection technology help me to appear as “one of them”. Living amongst the humans brings me close enough to study their behaviors and tendencies, and I report my experiences and observations back to the AlienZoo Organization for further analysis via my Log.

Being an AlienZoo agent is a big part of my family heritage and I come from a long line of AlienZoo agents that dates back to the beginning of the AlienZoo Organization. My parents, my siblings, and many generations of my family of Greys are or have been agents for the AlienZoo. My grandfather, Marcel, was one of the most infamous agents in the AlienZoo because of a little incident near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

And that’s my story. I welcome you to the AlienZoo exhibit and I invite you to read my log and visit my gallery to experience more of my “human” adventures!