Humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) humans dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.

That got me to thinking. . . perhaps the AlienZoo Organization could start a “Do Not Probe List” where humans and other species within the AlienZoo exhibit could submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two has been known to run some tests and it’s not always enjoyable for the human test subject.

So without further ado, add your name to our “Do Not Probe List” and we will submit your information to the intergalactic “Do Not Probe List” which will (hopefully) prevent a number of unwanted probes.

Fill in your name and email (see above) - that’s it!