I know how much you humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) of you also dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.

That got me to thinking. . . perhaps we could start a “Do Not Probe List” to which AlienZoo inhabitants can submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two has been known to run some tests and it’s not always enjoyable if you happen to be one of the humans selected to be a test subject.

So without further ado, add your name to the “Do Not Probe List” and (hopefully) we can prevent unwanted probes in the future.

Fill in your name and email (see above) - that’s it!

Please don’t feed the conspiracy!

“Will Probe 4 Food” is certainly a sign of the times. Grey or Human, I suppose we all do what we have to do to survive in this rough economy that seems to be engulfing the entire AlienZoo and rippling throughout the galaxy and across the dimensions.

One day, we’re all going to look back on this and laugh.

In the meantime my human friends, why not commemorate these trying times by doing your part to stimulate the intergalactic economy by purchasing your very own “Will Probe 4 Food” t-shirt from the AlienZoo gift shop.

Really, it’s the least you can do.

Click here to get the “Will Probe 4 Food” T-Shirt from the AlienZoo Gift Shop!