Please don’t feed the conspiracy!

Sheep? Why sheep? I heard some humans talking about this the other day and they seem to think that Sheep are a major target for abductions.

Well, they’re kind of right, and here is the reason: It’s cold in outer space!

A nice sweater made from genuine sheep’s wool is the best way to stay cozy on those long trips across the galaxies. So when agents from the AlienZoo are set to go out on long space journeys, they “borrow” a sheep, take the wool, and make a stylish sweater. Then they put the sheep back where they got it. . .unless of course they’re hungry, in which case they get a sweater and a nice dinner.

OK, that last part was just made up.

But the sheep are usually pretty cool about it. They like to take the ride and get away from grazing for a night, we like the sweaters - everyone wins.

It doesn’t matter where in the universe you’re from – sheep wool makes the best sweaters!

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