Please don’t feed the conspiracy!

While it is true that Pink Floyd’s keyboard player/vocalist Richard Wright passed away today, there is no truth to the rumors that he was abducted by aliens. I overheard some human speculation today that suggested some other-worldly beings were looking for a talented, experienced musician to jam with them later this week, so they came down to the AlienZoo and took Richard Wright of Pink Floyd fame - or possibly to reunite him with former Pink Floyd frontman Syd Barrett, who definitely was abducted in the late 1960s and replaced by a working clone of himself.

Anyway, I made some calls to my sources within the AlienZoo Organization to verify that just in case any conspiracy theories about Richard Wright’s death would crop up in the next few days.

I will acknowledge that the humans and the AlienZoo lost a true source of inspiration in Richard Wright. When they say that Pink Floyd was “first in space” they had no idea how true that really was.

Please don’t feed the conspiracy!

Some government agencies are particularly fond of blacking out “secret” information in documents. What are they hiding?

I think it is safe to say that governments don’t like their “secrets” to get out because the truth may be too shocking.

For example, I was snooping around in the office of a certain high ranking official one day and came across one of those “TOP SECRET” files about UFOs and aliens. It read, “U.S. government intelligence agencies unanimously confirm that they wasted substantial amounts of paper and ink on documents related to investigations regarding the possible existence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.”

The truth is shocking!

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